explaining my problems to the internet

okay, so apparently on FaceBook there isn't a rant application (at least, not that I have found), so that, at least, is still the job of Blogger. so, here goes! enjoy, few who view this page!

alright, so hear the deal, i REALLY like this guy who for argument's sake will be called 'celery' (i'm not arguing anything, but he's celery, 'kay?) he's in one of my classes at school and he is so incredibly hot and cute and amazing and beautiful and sweet and all these other great things, but there is no way that he'd ever notice me at all. he actually talked to me a few days ago, but whatever. but it has been made known to me that he has a beautiful out-of-town blonde girlfriend and he has visited her and gone on vacay with her so i stand no chance. but i can't get him out of my head or my heart or my dreams or anything but i know it is fruitless. i have written two songs. i am without a doubt one of those annoyingly obsessed freshman that the upperclassmen roll their eyes at but i can't do a thing about it. sigh. and sigh again.

well, love to the internet!!!

~skyefish~

*tuneful tunes*

I survived! i went to HS, pwned big time, didn't die, or get lost, or beat up, or anything else! even though this kid in my Biology class stuck his huge hairy legs in the aisles on either side of my desk and blocked me in, there was also this really cute kid in that class. he won't notice me though, but that's the second best kind of crush--you can fantasize however you like and they'll never know! woot!

~skyefish~

things beginning with F

two things, specifically. honestly, i don't even really like the letter F, but whatever. i guess without it you couldn't spell lots of important words and phrases. okay.

FOOTBALL~this is the first F thing. i attended the first varsity football game yesterday (although i think it is weird that it was before school started.......) we were pounded into pudding by the other team. i think that i am a jinx.

FACEBOOK~this is the second and more exciting F thing. i got a Facebook wall!!! hurray hurrah huzzay huzzah! life is purdy rockin' sometimes, isn't it?

except now we have to start school. I was excited until i tried to find my classes. i'm scared. pray for me, internet friends!

~skyefish~

extreme overheating

hmm. i guess this is what my body does when it doesn't know whether to be upset or happy or just accepting. hmm. interesting.

well, in case you are wondering about those odd mix of emotions, i no longer have a boyfriend. hmm. weird how that happens, ya know? good thing then that we're starting a new school, with all sorts of amazingly hot older guys running around who'd love to get a younger chick. yeah, they don't want a younger chick (or so they currently think *mischievous*).

but whatever. life goes on. flowers bloom. storms brew. terrorists make bombs. lie detectors detect lies. ovens cook. tea leaves release sweet bitterness into hot water. baseball players get thrown out at second. vampires suck blood. babies scream. and maybe for once i can think of something besides trying to plot out tomorrow. maybe this is better, in a way. never figured myself one to commit, anyway.

love always to my sisters,

~skyefish~ *rueful smile, and not a single tear*

BTS in 16 days

BTS is 'back to school' BTW. BTW, however, is not 'back to whaling' or 'back to Wisconsin'. i assume you know what it really is.

well, that's all. funny muffins, y'all. or, perhaps, funny beans.

~skyefish~

28 days, or 4 weeks

28 days is a long time. that's something like 672 hours, which is 40320 minutes, which is 2419200 seconds. less, now, of course because it is in the night, but that is how long until we go back to school.

some people would be freaking out at that number. about half of those would be freaking out because that is far too soon. half of those people are afraid that their perfect summer will end. the other half, or fourth of the people freaking out, are worried that they have too much to do before school starts. the other half of the original freaking out people are upset because that is too far away. half of these people are not willing to do all the things that they will undoubtedly have to do until then and want to have the solid excuse of homework back in the equation. the last half, or fourth of the original freaking-outers, are so desperate to see their friends and boyfriend that they almost literally count down every second until you get to go back.

guess which fourth i fall under? if you guessed the last fourth (the fourth fourth) you would be correct. also, i expect that you are confused by all this math. but i just want to express the desire i possess to reconnect with my people. yeah.

today i was at the pool and i could see the twirlers twirling their multicolored flags and i was all 'nuh uh i don't wanna see no twirlers! i wanna see my people!' but of course i couldn't' say it aloud because the older guys in the pool next to me would think i was a loonie and spread it around school. bad beans, yo. but yeah. no one cares about the twirlers (except the twirlers, their families, their friends, and their significant others) but yeah. i have confuzzled you enough friends......

byebye.

~skyefish~

But I'm alive! I'm not dead!

*shuddering in a corner somewhere* wow. today i had to discover the applications of something more unnatural than a radioactive platypus singing 'Looking for Angels' by Skillet while wearing barfed-on Doc Martens and a two-tone Elvis impersonator jumpsuit, and scarier than a scorned Kevin Jonas admirer that has been genetically enhanced with the DNA of both an enraged buffalo and a great white shark and is carrying a baby Dementor brandishing a fencing foil and a nuclear weapon of immense size. oh yeah, i went there. it was uNnAtUrAl and sCaRy!!!

but, as per usual, i will not tell you what this thing is. i will not tell you even if you comment. i will not tell Al and Kris even if they email me. and i will not tell you here nor there nor anywhere not in the day not in the night not in the dark not in the light NOWHERE! so please just enjoy the delightfully random explanation and go back to your brownie-making.

*pwnage* i bet you couldn't have guessed that i knew at this very moment you are cooking BROWNIES! but i did! but i do! aha! the cleverness of me. i love peter pan isn't he a beastlet? like, for real............................

i have wreaked enough mental havoc for this evening. goodbye, friendy-olas......

~skyefish~

p.s. maybe someday soon if my mother lets me i will have a facebook page! but not as of yet. sigh.

I MUST POST TO CHANGE THE NUMBA!

so, ya know how when you go to your Blogger dashboard it tells you how many posts you have on your blog(s)? well, even though i probably don't have the attention span to say much at all, the number of posts has sat stubbornly at 69 and i am just SICK and TIRED of that friggin' number! *grrr* I've been on sort of a Sudoku rampage lately (MENSA certified, i feel smart) and it always seems that the last two numbers in the block or column or row are 6 and 9 and it makes me scream!!!!!

so, besides the whole number conspiracy, I haven't been up to much. i went to a swim meet on Saturday which was yesterday. i did the 50 yard backstroke, breast stroke, and freestyle, and the 100 IM (individual medley [fly, back, breast, free]) and i won't know how i did until tomorrow which is Monday.

well. i must depart. bored and random. oh, and kris, if you read this, liked the randomness of the blog post sista! is the title a quote from the song? i am living under a rock, of course, and don't know such things.

buh bye now!

~skyefish~

funny guy on the comedy channel

this guy is pielarious! i dunno his name but he's on the comedy network or whatever and he's making fun of that SC governor guy because ya know everyone would've forgotten about him what with Michael Jackson dying and all but then he's still talking so he's making fun of that guy left and right and it's soooooooooooooooooooo funny!

~skyefish~

p.s. yes that is the highlight of the second besides my friend's birthday partay.......

is that gravy??!!!!?!?!

oh, wait, no, that's just my brain slowly oozing out of my ears.........

my cool people, amy and mary, are leaving tomorrow. it's always beast when they visit but they need to visit for longer, ya know? we have good times and make funny things even funnier but these things only come after long times.

oh, and did you know that michael jackson is, in fact, not dead? nope, he's running around downtown with a gold cape, a black cane, a gold and black striped top hat, and a matching suit with a white lace ruffle at the chin. or maybe it's his ghost, or his zombie, or someone unrelated who just looks a lot like him. the latter is prolly true. yeah.

gotta go. brain oozing and whatnot........

~skyefish~

*anxious energy*

oooooooo, I am so excited! my rockin' cousin and my rockin' friend from Chicago are coming soon! i am very very happy because when i am with them it's like someone lit the fuse on a crazy bomb...and this is a good thing, by the way. a VERY good thing......

well, gotta go, the upstairs voices commmand it to be so!

~skyefish~

hhhheeeelllllllloooo????

anyone out there? am I the only living being in the world? hope not. see yesterday's blog for what would happen if i were the only person alive.

~skyefish~

definition of deprivation

define: deprivation, deprived, deprive

–verb (used with object), -prived, -priv⋅ing.

1.	to remove or withhold something from the enjoyment or possession of (a person or persons): to deprive a man of life; to deprive a baby of candy.

i am deprived of the presence of my friends. sigh. short post. sigh.

~skyefish~

funny muffins.....

i am a dork. you wanna know how i know? i watch Sonny With A Chance and laugh at not funny things. but Jonas is not funny, FYI, it's just lame and demeaning to the band, FYI. but yeah.

Chad, in megaphone: If I wanna say Sonny has pretty hair, I will!
Sonny, in her megaphone: And if I wanna say Chad has sparkley eyes I will!
Chad: Yeah, take that Selena!
Sonny: YEAH!

Selena: yep, there's nothing going on here at all *takes a few steps* you two are...PERFECT for each other! *storms out*

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I'm not even watching that show right now guffaw!

~skyefish~

okay, here we go............

well, my vacation was pretty darn sweet. we stayed in a different hotel/motel/friend's house every one of the 16 nights, and i bought something like over 70 souvenirs for myself and my friends.

it was great because the terrain in the Rockies and Tetons and in Yellowstone even is so different from anything that i am used to! i am used to mixed temperate forests and lowlands and big cities. well, i can tell you this, there is absolutely NONE of those things out there. it's just so weird! and the geothermal features (i.e. geysers and hot springs and such) are totally ethereal. far away from them is green and healthy, then right near them is desolate and moonscape-y and then in them is teeming with colorful thermophiles and stuff and WOW! so amazing!

well, gotta go. i miss ya friends!

~skyefish~

whoa. just whoa.

whoa. LOADS has happened in the 2+ weeks since my last post. i have bought myself and my friends $150 of souvenirs. i have traveled across like 15 states or something. i have done lots and missed my friends much. and i will write more at a later date because we are going out to dinner. so i will expound tomorrow, or later if i can.

love!

~skyefish~

ATTENTION!

attention to all you cyber-people out there! I'd like you to know that there will be a super long and somewhat prolonged blogging respite for the next two weeks. or really two weeks and two days. starting tomorrow.

although it may appear that i have fallen from the face of the earth, or that my computer broke down, or i went blind, or i got mysteriously ill, or i was taken hostage by banana people in Portugal or any other western European country, even though at times it may seem that one of these things was the case, they aren't. i swear it on my life.

you see, as it is summer, we're going on a BIG vacation to faraway lands that we've never seen before. we're going to go climb mountains and play in the snow in shorts. stuff like that. so, that's why I'll be gone. so sorry, faithful blogging buddies.

well, must depart soon. love to all! don't get yourself arrested or murdered in the next 16 days!

~skyefish the avid mountaineer (or something of that nature)~

for allusive gluten-free products....

the television just spit that at me. so today was the last day of school. everyone was getting all emotional and stuff and all the preps were like 'OMG i won't see you til the next huge party someone throws!' which will undoubtedly be in like two days. no offense to any preps out there.

i gotta go. i'm in trouble apparently.

~skyefish~

p.s. pray for my soul.

joe jonas=fez

do you doubt it? if so, you may be experiencing extreme stupidity. together, we can find a cure....

okay, but seriously, it's the craziest, strangest, slightly-creepiest thing that has ever happened! if you doubt that somehow the character of Fez on 'That 70s Show' was NOT transfused into Joe Jonas' DNA, go watch one of the episodes where Fez dances and then go watch 'Joe Jonas Dances to Single Ladies' on YouTube. i swear it is CRAZY!!!!!!!

i mean, i was like sitting there, making groaning noises at the extreme slowness of dial up internet services, and then while he's dancing i'm like, "why does that face with those weird moves look so familiar?" and then my mind is all like, "HOLY BANANA MONKEY FEZ!!!!" i swear, that is a direct quote from my mind.

so, yeah. i hope you agree with me. if you don't.......*duhn duhn duhhhhhhhhhhhhn*

~skyefish~

do you LOVE the revamp?

well, do you? isn't this a fabulous new style? and all the brightness and colorfulness? isn't it berylliant?

and yes, i spelled brilliant wrong on purpose. put that on your cereal.

so, on to the subject of this post, which is........well, I'm not really sure, actually. what do you want the subject to be? i could talk about how fnupping bored i am, or how i can't call my friend because i don't know if she's home, or how i am really full because i ate a burrito the size of Paraguay for lunch, or how I've been watching home makeover shows all day with my grandmother, or how hard it is to write the music behind a song, or how i wrote a new song called 'when i miss you', or how the mentioning of my songwriting will cause Kris to indignantly comment 'you haven't told me about my song yet!', or how we're going to go eat ice cream in 21 minutes. i could probably talk about any of that....

and i just did. *teehee* it's like a sneaky way of making my brain think of something to write!!!! i love being sneaky, or, in other terms, sly. speaking of sly, have you read the 'Uglies' books by Scott Westerfeld? they are fantastical......

okay, see you friendolas!

~skyefish~

gasp-in-a-mole!

that is read 'gasp in a mole ee' like guac-in-a-mole.....

okay, so, yeah, today was our school's field day. so basically we sat outside in the drizzling rain for a very long time. and somehow i still managed to have a pretty good day, even though i lost one of my new ballet shoe earrings, got sunburned even with the sun shining only for like twenty minutes, and i did really suckily at my event because i wasn't any good at it....

yeah, a pretty darn good day. a CERTAIN person's class won field day *cough Q cough* and our homeroom adopted my boyfriend so we could hang out and stuff. so, yeah.

whoa, i say that a lot. so, yeah. so, yeah. so, yeah. pudding mix is clearly at fault here.

~skyefish-the-banana-queen~

OMFG! in schoolio AGAIN!

omfg! i'm in school again and it's almost lunch and i am not supposed to be doing this so BYE!

~skyefish~

life is pretty dang slow.....

as the title suggests, life is slow right now. i have no emails from anyone. no one has blogged. i am having many repetitive fetishes, both of previously told things to Kris and things that get increasingly impossible as time passes. anyone have a get-back-to-reality ray gun??

~skyefish~

oh no! Germany disbanded it's Olympic equestrians!!!!

i don't know what the title is about, but my dad just tried to make a sarcastic big deal about it. so, yeah. today was the EOC, which stands, of course, for Ear Of Corn, if you have been living under a rock somewhere and didn't already know. or maybe you were living in a hole....in which case GET YOURSELF OUT NOW! don't you know that Algebra, a source of useless quadratics, can also fall into holes??????

so, how is your life, random bloggers? life for me is pretty good, but slowly and occasionally approaching bad. but, in good news, i am becoming a real wiz at designing and writing programs on my graphing calculator. *teehee giggle squee* it's so hilarious! i made one that asked if you were the banana king, and if you said yes it said 'hurray for you!' and if you said no it said 'so sorry...' isn't that just so funny? or, at least, so random?

OH! speaking of 'So Random' and the show that encompasses it, 'Sonny With A Chance' the theme song for that song gOt StUcK iN mY hEaD!!! and it isn't even really the greatest song at all!!!!! *sigh*

so, yeah. love to all, if i can spare it.

~skyefish~

bananas to popularity!

not that the title makes any sense, but i just feel like it......

well, my grandmother (the cool one from the South, not the......interesting one from the North) got in today. her flight was like and hour and a half late and then we had to wait for half an hour for her luggage and it was so random and boring and stuff.............

i am somewhat proud of myself! i only imagined PG-13 rated things at school today around my boyfriend like twice! *weird giggles* not, like, bad PG-13 things. mostly just like making out. but only about twice today. good days, sweet days.

i have INCREDIBLY soft hair! isn't that the best????

~skyefish-who-has-soft-hair-and-is-on-a-cloud~

manta rays fnupping pwn. fo sho.

yeah. the title says it all. there is really nothing else required to say, but i feel the need to comment on my surroundings briefly, since they are not of the norm.

i am at school, in computer lab number 3 (yes, we are so rich at our school we have three labs shizam!) and i am researching manta rays for an oceans project for my science class although we really shouldn't be working since it is after the EOGs and all.................but, yeah, we're in here rocking and stuff and all is pretty much good in the world.

except for all the bad things, like i'm sick and the music dude at my church got arrested AGAIN on more serious charges and i am hungry and i could really use a butler..............

but, yeah, besides that life rocks. guten morgen.

~skyefish-who-apparently-can-speak-other-languages~

*slowly points to self*

*giggling madly like it's the funniest thing that i will ever know* ha ha, good times, Hannah Montana is rather lame but SO dang funny sometimes.........

well, yeah, anyway, i passed all 3 of my annoying EOG tests, and, happily, so did my better half. *sigh* so happy, so fnupping happy.

so, yeah, I'm having a sleepover tonight. i am really happy about it. but, unfortunately, i have to go clean my room first. *sigh* this'll be a short blog post.

lovelovelove!

~skyefish-on-a-cloud~

have you seen my cloud?

I'm trying to find my cloud. you know, the one that i lay on in the sunshine when i am happy? i can't find it! i think that it is lost! *crying like a fool*

well, yeah. i can't find my cloud. if you see it, call 555-5555. or something of that nature. i need it back quickly, before i suffer a breakdown or something.

*tries not to think about how the music director at my church could be a child molester*

~skyefish-looking-for-a-cloud~

Finally, a mad post!

*grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

i am way ticked off right now. if i were a worse or slightly less controlled person, this blog post would be a semi-intelligible mass of swear words. however, just know that my anger is burning holes in the parts of my neck right under my ears and the fronts of my shoulders. i am very angry.

firstly, earlier today, i discovered that the cool applications were deleted from my calculator. now, this got me REALLY WHIZZED, but i was reassured by my Algebra teacher that she would do all in her power to get this fixed. so, then, i was okay.

secondly, my boyfriend, whom i love dearly, thinks that he failed his math EOG. this doesn't exactly make me angry, well, maybe a little for him selling himself short, but mostly just high-wired and nervous for him. i want him to do well. i need him to do well. he simply must pass this stupidly standardized test. the magical 8-ball wills it. (not a drug 8-ball, the magic fortune telling kind. duh...)

then, lastly, i have been having a little spat with a friend of mine who i refer to on this blog as the Lizard. well, we were duking it out via email, and her mother gets into her email account, reads one of the emails that i sent to Lizard, and then replies to it, trying to be a mediator and shield the cold, hard, truth-ity-truth from her daughter's extremely innocent ears. now, i realize that she means well, and that she is only trying to mend our friendship, but, to me, that makes me even madder at Lizard than i was before. it isn't her fault that her mom read my email, but some things were meant to not literally be said in the open for other people to hear. some things are personal battles that are meant to be confined to Cyberspace, and between two people specifically. it is a sick, twisted reality indeed when something as personal as a little friendship spat email is opened by people other than the intended reader. a sick reality indeed.

i think i liked being on a cloud better. screw reality. just screw it.

~skyefish-falling-from-her-cloud~

CORNy Potter and the Sorcerer's CORN

my brother is on a 'corn' kick at the moment. here are some of the things that we have come up with.

1. CORNy Potter and the *insert appropriate corn-based title here*
2. Journey to the Center of my CORN
3. Indiana CORN *da da da daaaa da da CORN*
4. CORN Wars
5. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the CORN
6. The CORN Thief
7. CORNula
8. FrankenCORN
9. The Jungle CORN
10. BatCORN and CORNin vs. The CORNy Joke Guy
11. SpiderCORN
12. CORNin and the COBmunks
13. Hannah CORNtana
14. James and the Giant CORN
15. The CORNas Brothers
16. High School MusiCORN
17. Charlie the UniCORN

okay, so those are some of the products of my brother and his friends' weird, messed up little minds. i hope they have brought you much joy.

~skyefish (or am i skyeCORN?)~

*laughs at Al's funny Emmett icon*

*hahahaha!* that is a funny funny muffin right there! anywho, how's all you people out there in the real world? i haven't visited reality in a while--has it gotten any cooler? oh well, didn't really think so. pudding.......

anyway, *don't try this at home or in a hotel alert* did you know that if you place a CD in a microwave on full power it sparks and crackles and the electricity arcs across it? and if you throw it up against something hard, like the wall, all the silvery stuff comes off like confetti, leaving only a slightly burned pattern on the plastic? don't ask me how i know, because i really haven't got many details, like what the kid's names were, or what CD it was, or how long it was in the microwave or any of that. just DON'T EVER EVER TRY IT! IT COULD BREAK YOUR MICROWAVE, GET YOU IN TROUBLE, OR CATCH YOUR FAVORITE PAIR OF JEANS ON FIRE! AND PLUS, I COULD BE HELD LIABLE! DON'T DO IT! RESIST TEMPTATION!

that was my all caps rant of the day. anyway, i was at an All State chorus concert this weekend (I'm an alto, BTW) and it was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO wicked sweet!!!! it is crazy how great 250 people can sound singing in 4-part harmony under the direction of someone really cool (Ken Taylor, i think was his name).......................................................................

unfortunately, this week i have the horridly horrid END-OF-GRADE standardized tests. *throws up all over some random kid's shoes* bad day, sad day, no-fun-at-all day.

tootles!
~skyefish-on-a-cloud~

guess what i just got??!?!!!?!?!??!?!!??

guess what? you know how on my profile and stuff it says that i am a writer? well, i submitted a poem that i wrote to this devotional magazine for teens called DevoZine and they selected it for publication in the November/December issue. and, the best part by far, is that they

PAID ME FOR IT!!!!!!!!!

and so i am know 25 dollars richer, just for writing a poem about all the good things in my life. so wonderful, so nice, so good.......

i love love. love is fabulous.

~skyefish-on-a-cloud~

i wish that i could speak another language.

i am jealous for sure of my friend Kris, who can blog en Espanol. i am really jealous. the only other language i can speak is one i invented called Ananovian (my middle name is Ananova) but it is complex signals and there are only two people in the known world that can write it (its a written language) and one of them is me and the other is my boyfriend. so, yeah.

but wouldn't it be nice to speak another language? i mean, that would just be the coolest thing ever!

wow, my blog posts have been really short lately, so i am going to try to make this one REALLY LONG! lemme just type o's until it's long enough.

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

okay, good enough. love to all!!!

~skyefish-on-a-cloud~

"but that's just me being whimsical"

hahaha! that is a quote from 'True Jackson VP' (Mr. christini offering her a job). i mostly just sat around all day today at a yard sale. we made like over a hundred dollars!!!!!!! but it was long and boring and my other half was no where to be found. i wasn't expecting him too, but yeah. i wish that he had been though. i am having deprevation issues. yeah, i know that i am.

~skyefish~

too happy for words

i am too happy for words. i will try to explain to you--not only is my world glowing, i am totally in love and it just keeps getting better and brighter and i feel like i might just explode out of joy. oh, wait, i think this was in a former post, so i need to hit the caps key and say MY OBSESSION HAS PARTIALLY BEEN SATISFIED!!!!!!!!!!!

DID YOU SEE THAT? ALL CAPS JOY! I AM WAY TOO HAPPY!!!

~skyefish-on-a-cloud~

have i got anything to say?

hmmm.....what a horrid problem indeed.......do i have anything to say? well, i feel like i ought to point out that we have a big science test tomorrow, and an analogies quiz, and an algebra quiz, and the end-of-the-year-glow-in-the-dark dance is tomorrow too.......well, nothing else. i am watching lilo and stitch and now i need to go......

~skyefish the gotta go girl~

i thought of some rules.....

isn't it nice when you get physically exhausted by exercise while your mind remains alert? in this state of mind i came up with some rules for everyone in their lives. some are kind of contradictory (all of them are, actually) but they are nice rules all the same.

1. don't fall in love with your best guy friend because then when you break up it sucks because your relationship goes splat.....

2. do fall in love with your best guy friend because then you know them and they know you and that is a few less conversations that you have to have......

3. fall in love with your best friend's twin brother because a) you get a super secret spy into his life and b) she becomes your sister-in-law (kinda)........

4. don't fall in love with your best friend's twin brother because she tells you all these weird things about him like what he puts on Subway sandwiches and whether or not he can roll the 'r' in Spanish phrases. *cough kris cough*

i only follow two of these rules though (2 and 3) *giggle*

~skyefish~

sigh giggle lalala.....OMG IS THAT A TORNADO?

yeah, there was a freakish tornado drill thingy at our school today because this huge super-cell low pressure system was like attacking the countryside so we had to sit out in the hall in total silence for like half an hour DELAYING our lunch and not allowing ANYONE to go to the bathroom. it was boring and nerve wracking and scary and weird and i thought that i was going to die without fulfilling my obsession and i was freaking out internally (but we had to be rEaLlY qUiEt so i wasn't freaking out aloud) but the danger is passed now.

but, even with that, i am so friggin happy! why am i so happy? what is wrong with me? people are dying and getting bad grades and not having courage and getting Swine Flu and starving and being dehydrated and abused and hooked on drugs and passing out from alcohol poisoning and this that and the other and yet i am still HAPPYHAPPYHAPPYHAPPY!!!!!!!

well, lets just hope that you aren't weird like me *cough q and kris cough*

~skyefish~

bees as big as manhattan

no offense to anyone who actually lives in Manhattan and knows that a bee the size of Manhattan would like kill the world, but these things are killer huge bugs! i am not a bug person. i like butterflies and moths because they are poetic and ladybugs because i have always liked ladybugs but bees and crickets and flies and mosquitoes and things of that nature drive me up the wall.

now that i think about it, my brother drives me up the wall too. but he is not an insect. that would be really scary. I'm not too fond of spiders either. but, yeah, whatever, whoever, whenever.

nothing exciting happening with my obsession. no progress along the Brave Chicken Nugget Girl scale has been made, unless you count riding upside down roller coasters which of course has nothing to do with love or boys or anything.....

oh, snap, the voice tells me i gotta go. love!

~skyefish~

hmm.....

this is the shortest blog post ever. do you know what an EP is? i just found out and it still doesn't make much sense and i kinda wonder where you would buy such thing especially one by NeverShoutNever!..........................hmmm...........imunna get off now before my mum yells at/for me.....

~skyefish~

*giggle* more friends with issues!

*giggles hysterically* i LOVE finding people who have more issues than me! it gives me an excuse not to blog about my issues and blog about theirs! *again with the giggling*

anyway, my friend (another girl, BTW) we went on this trip, right, to the state science geek competition, and another school in our county went too, so to save the planet and all we rode the same bus and so we didn't really know any of the kids, and my friend, the Lizard (i have referred to her before, in an earlier post long ago), she is WAY more outgoing than me, and so she turns around in her seat and starts talking to these four guys who were sitting behind us, who had surprisingly common names like Matt and Sam and Max and John......but, anyway, she turns around and starts talking to them, and she realizes that this one guy is really funny. and so she's like, 'hey, Skye, Sam is funny' (do you know how many Sam's there are in the world? you can't stalk this guy....unless ur the Lizard)

and, as so often happens, 'wow, he's funny' turned to 'wow, he's cute' and so not only did we have to stay up until way early listening at our hotel room door to hear him talking the Lizard has become a stalker-type-person because she remembered half of his last name and knew that he had said that his dad was a certain profession so she went through the phone book Yellow Pages for that profession with that part-of-a-last-name and so then she narrowed it down to 2 last names and Googled him and found his MySpace and Facebook pages.....

and i thought i can obsess a little more than necessary............

love to all!
~skyefish the not-as-stalkery-as-Lizard~

whoa.........i thought i had issues...

okay, so ya know how sometimes i talk about my issues? well, i just found someone who has even bigger issues than me! isn't that refreshing? (and no, kris, it isn't you) so, let me tell you a bit about them.

1. they just broke up with their boyfriend (the person's a girl) who she had been going out with from a long time.

2. she tends to be a tiny bit obsessive.

3. she thinks that she's in love with her ex-boyfriend's older brother.

so, yeah, more issues than me. gotta go!

~skyefish~

dontcha love band geeks?

okay, this is a post to all the girls in the audience, with the easily expressed hope that some time in your lives you get to date someone in a school band. because lemme tell ya, there is nothing hotter in the world (at least, to me) than an already hot guy with a shiny instrument hanging off of his neck! and then you walk a few more steps and you hear beautiful music and know the hot guy and his shiny instrument are making it! I'm getting all blushing-y and way-to-happy-for-this-to-be-natural-y from the memory! *giggles like someone who just kicked a WHOLE lot of dandelions*

let me explain the dandelion thing: ya know how (supposedly) blowing the seeds off of a white dandelion will make the wish you wish as you blow come true? well, (and this might just be me) a lot of times when i try that i get all lightheaded from blowing too hard too much so i find it much easier to just kick the little fluffy-bits off. i mean, really, it's a lot easier. and, plus, it doesn't hurt the plant, like picking it would do. i didn't think of that until just now. wow, saving the Earth's weeds AND acting like a crazy person! woot!

anywho, i have been WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY too happy lately. some might say that it is only natural to be so happy, but i swear that there is no way that rocking back and forth when you're sitting and bouncing around like a freak while standing is normal. it is kinda related to my obsession............but yeah, whatever, nothing major gone on. if it were this message would be IN ALL CAPS LIKE THIS.

lovelovelove all you faithful readers!

~skyefish the most hyperactive squirrel monkey muffin ever!~

i am fnupping obsessing right now.....

okay, right now, as the title both implies and cLeArLy StaTeS, i am obsessing over something right now. i won't give you detail in case someone (a very certain someone who i don't think reads my blog anyway) reads this, which he probably won't because i don't think he knows that i blog but anyway i am obsessing over something that i won't say but that Kris knows about and it probably kinda bugs her that all i can do is talk about it indirectly.

i think that, even when i am talking to Kris face to face, i still only say 'obsessing' and never what it is because i am not quite sure whether i am really wanting to do it or not because when we aren't together its like *random fantasy, followed immediately by similar fantasy* but then when we're together i wonder 'do i really wanna do this?'

so, yeah. what with all of that is doesn't exactly take an Einstein to figure it out. Q, has Kris told ya yet, or have ya caught on?

~skyefish the horribly obsessed and utterly confuzzled~

*dead silence*

*eerily silent, freakish cricket noises and weird silent stuff all around*

yeah. it is way quiet without everyone around. i mean, i'm not at school right now, so it isn't ACTUALLY quiet, but anyway, it was crazy at school today with all the wackadoo schedules and dead silence. with all the silence, there is nothing else to say.

tootles........
~skyefish the undead heart~ (dats a club)

I am both Happy and Sad......

i am happy! and also sad! which to explain first.....i will go chronologically in the way that i wrote them. there is probably a word for that but i do not know of it.....

i am happy because the world is good. i think i blogged on that yesterday or sometime. life is just fabulous, and everything seems brighter when you are in love.

i am sad because i am sick, my best friends (and boyfriend) are all leaving town tomorrow for Washington DC on a school trip. probably about half of our grade is going, and half of the teachers (all of the good teachers) and they will be gone until Saturday night. and, on top of that, on Friday and Saturday i have to go to State Science Olympiad and without most of my buds.....i mean, there are only five other kids besides me going...............

so, pudding. but, even though the sads outweigh the happys, i am still mostly happy. like i said above, life is good when you're in love.......

love to all (and especially fellow science geekoids)

~skyefish the pathetically random~

Tralala lalala lalala lalala

do you even know how happy i am right now? are there words enough to describe the joy i am feeling? can you tell that i love the world at this very moment? well? do you? are there? can you? WELL?????????????????

life is gorgeous when you're happy. i hope that each and every one of you can be this happy at some time in your life. the world is just a place full of joy and truth and happiness when you're happy. happiness is brilliant. *sigh*

sighfully yours
~skyefish~

tHiS iS a RaNt AbOuT tHe LoUdNeSs Of SaXoPhOnEs!

as the title clearly suggests, this is a rant about the loudness (and, therefore, friggin awesomeness) of saxophones. especially the Tenor Saxophone. i had to capitalize that because it is royalty. see? alto saxophone and just plain saxophone can be written in lower case letters. but Tenor Saxophone must be capitalized or all-caps-ed. it's just a law. wHoA! i just got off topic with my rant! lets try again, shall we?

okay, the TENOR SAXOPHONE is a very loud instrument. most instruments are, actually, except for like keyboard where you can adjust the volume and stuff. you might be saying to yourself, "but Skye, why on earth are you ranting about how loud Tenors are? it's not like you're listening to one practice in the background while trying to listen to 'goodbye' by Miley Cyrus or anything (Kris, no comment on the Miley bit, pleez.)' well, actually, blog-reader, i am trying to listen to music while a loud Tenor Saxophone is playing the background! weird, how no one would figure that out, right?

i know, i know, it isn't right to single out the TENOR SAXOPHONE as the loudest instrument in the whole darn world. actually, i LOVELOVELOVE the Tenor Saxophone, and anyone who plays it, which includes me because i am a rudimentary saxophonist. but you don't get all the all-too-apparent awesomeness when it is blasting in your ears when you are trying to do something somewhat important. all you get is the overwhelming lOuDnEsS of the silly thing. so, if YOU TOO play the Tenor Saxophone, don't take this personally. i just could use some peace and quiet for a while.

peace, love, and Tenor Saxophones *squee*

~skyefish the unfathomably fantastical~

So, pudding.

that's a long story. ya wanna know something kinda funny? ya know how ya figure that email is instantaneous? well, i just sent an email from my gmail account (that i never ever use at all) to my normal account and it took like three or four minutes..........

i am bored. i really want to talk to my best friend. or my boyfriend. or.......anyone, really........

i feel cut out.

i need help.

~skyefish~

The time has Come, the Walrus said.......

That is one of my favorite quotes, fer sure. "The time has come, the walrus said, to talk of other things, of shoes and ships, and ceiling wax, of cabbages and kings, and why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings." that is from Alice and Wonderland, the bit where Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum are telling Alice the story about the Walrus and the...sailor, was it? and they trick the clams out of their nursery and eat them all for supper. *sigh*

I could go on forever talking about Alice in Wonderland. i even wrote a song about it! but the song actually doesn't have all that much to do with the story at all, just some random references and stuff, i guess it is actually about a girl liking a guy and getting lost in his eyes like falling down the rabbit hole..............

i have nothing else to say. so, pudding (you don't get that, unless you are kris, which most of you aren't, but whatever)..................

~skyefish~

welcome to the kingdom of girlish sighing

*girlish sigh* I'm smitten. and WAY too happy for someone living in a world with so many problems. but, yeah, good things have happened. so, now, there is one blog among me and my followers that is one hundred percent glee. that is, until someone does something stupid. but, OKAY! break out the sparkling grape juice *goes and raids the refrigerator and steals sparkling grape juice which should in fact be for Easter*..............*teehee* can you see why this is the kingdom of girlish sighing? can ya?

*girlish sigh*

~skyefish~ <3

I DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yes! i did it! i really actually did it! i sent him an email and i told him that i loved him! *instant glee* yeah, kinda cheesy, but whatever. all i have to do now is pray that he checks his email QUICK!

~skyefish~

p.s. pray for me!

Holy Fnupping Crappy!

Yes, fnupping is a word. I just invented it. it does not mean f***ing. no, it does not. but it was inspired by my friend Kris' ten inch blog post, where she seamlessly flows from one random topic to another for about five inches and rants randomly about things in our lives for the other five inches. have you ever really liked someone and known that they like you back but been too much of a coward to say anything and when their twin sister tries to tell them to talk to you so that you can nonchalantly drop some hints they won't believe her because you and this guy have already gone out once and he thinks that you hate him? has this ever happened to YOU? if so, please join the club. that is my life right now. but i have ranted enough about this.

BTW, in the title, a crappy is a fish.

tomorrow is our school talent show. my algebra teacher's daughter just had twin girls. i have to dance in the talent show. the guy i like's science teacher has been replaced with his old bus driver who hates his guts unjustly. i am terrified that i will mess up my dance, or one of my friends will mess up and we will crash and burn. there was something in the water at our school today so we were all acting kinda caffeinated without actually being that. i have to go now.

tootleloo, friends!

~skyefish~

Hello!

hi! i really haven't got much to say, but I need something to do while i download 'i will' by jimmy wayne. great song, FYI, but if country isn't ur thing, don't judge me. but it is a good song.......

SO! man, what a stressful random two days these two days have been! and it is only Tuesday! who knows what will happen tomorrow or *gasp* THURSDAY!?!?!?!????!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!! there have been enough random almost-cat-fights, bad attitudes, and bad days in these two days to cover at least two weeks in a semi-Utopian society. but, whaddaya know! this isn't even semi-semi-utopian! our society is full of complete meanies and horrible fathers (not mine, fyi, check my follower kris' blog to find one of those) and random behind-their-back conversations that give me whiplash trying to remember who is mad at whom! (is that the correct use of whom?)

are ya catching the drift that one of those bad days was kinda mine? well, yeah, kinda. not so bad as some other people's days *cough Kris cough* but, oddly enough, i am mostly happy. isn't that completely peculiar? yeah, i dunno, the joys of potential affection, i suppose. but, FYI, 'Cameron' has been being a total buttface. you don't know who that is, which is good, because he is a great and funny person but not so much lately. yeah.

ENOUGH! i should stop using the internet to solve (or not so much solve) my problems! bye now!!!!!!!!!!!

many many many fangs,
~skyefish~

The line is breaking up! Or is that just us?

:) i love song lyrics! this one is from 'on the line' by Demi Lovato/The Jonas Brothers. don't judge me. that's how it works around here--i don't judge you, you don't judge me. besides, their music is actually pretty good, ya know?

anyway, GUESS WHAT??!?!?!?!!!?!?!!?!?!? our 'science geek' team (science olympiad) won SECOND!!!!! in the whole REGION!!!!! and we're going to STATE!!!!!! *yahoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!*
*huffs and puffs from yelling so hard* isn't that exciting, friends! it almost makes up for my best guy friend being a butt head and me being all confused and stuff. yeah. on to the next subject.

okay, so there is this guy at my church. i will call him.......Darren, so you can't stalk him or anything. and Darren has a twin brother named...........I'm thinking maybe Roger? okay, so i have a huge crush Darren (goodness gracious is flipping HOT) but then i really don't know either of them enough to make a real preference since they are identical and all, but still i think i like Darren better.......but Roger looks at me more.........but, of course, i do kind of sit BEHIND Darren............hmmmm.............

isn't it nice to hear about something other than me being confused? this is mostly because i haven't seen the object of my confusion in so long that i can't concentrate on it........

anywho, see ya l8r!!! or, ya know, not SEE ya persay.....

~skyefish the bloggogger~

.........at fifteen......

another song lyric. man, do I love song lyrics! again, another Taylor Swift song, conveniently called 'fifteen'. it's about all the challenges that a girl faces in her freshman year of high school between peer pressure and wanting older guys to notice you and trying to invent yourself as a person and that sometimes you just have to sit back and realize that you aren't going to always be able to figure everything out as a teenager and that maybe, just maybe, you don't know everything. only time brings that. sometimes all you can do is weather the storm and try your hardest to reflect on who and what you are as a person and where you want to be in ten years and steer your life in that general direction.

gosh, am i awfully easily confusable for someone so deep, eh? i know. i do tend to at least TRY to take my advice, though. sometimes the whole 'steering your life' bit messes me up. i always tell people that me behind the wheel of anything is more dangerous than anything russia or korea could pull against the USA. i can, do, and will continue to run into trees in any vehicle, including boats and planes and stuff......

have you read the Max Ride books by James Patterson? they are FABULOUS! i am about to start the fourth one (the final warning) and a bunch of people tell me that four and five aren't as good as the other ones but whatever who really cares if you commit to a series you should finish it.

okay, all the rant is out of me......i think......so if i post again within twenty minutes, don't be surprised......

~skyefish, editor of all things skyefishy~

Ya know what?

I feel like posting AGAIN!!!! isn't it great to live in a free country where no one CARES how many freaking times you explode all over your computer screen with absolutely NO purpose except that you are bored out of your mind and your best friend isn't on the internet so you can't continuously email her????? isn't that just the BEST thing EVER??????

this will be a shortie, i swear. i just......i have a lot on my mind, you know, and maybe i like exploding all over my screen so that maybe, one day in the far future, after the internet has been replaced with something more efficient and mindless techies are sorting through all the cyber-junk, maybe on of them will stumble across this blog and get a kick out of the ramblings of a random person. that would bring joy to my immortal soul, ya know? that's the sort of thing an angel gets it's wings for.

g'night, assorted friends and whatnot. love as ever.

~skyefish~

I dared you to kiss me and ran when you tried...

that is a song lyric, if you couldn't tell from the absolute out-of-context-ed-ness that generally applies to random song lyrics. it is from the song 'Mary's song' by the ever fabulous Taylor Swift. heard of her? i sure hope so. you don't have to like her music, but i really like the songs she writes and she is one of my biggest musical roll models and yada yada ya.....

can you tell that i am stalling? avoiding the question, whatever question that may be? can you? props to those who can. for those who can't.....i have nothing to say to you.....

well, as anyone who has been following this blog can surely note, i am an utterly confused individual. and i know for certain that the two actual followers of this blog know that (Q, Kris, this means YOU!) but, until lately, my confusedness was very limited and mostly kept inside me or used as an excuse when i act like a complete imbecile. is my life like that anymore? NO! now my confusedness actually affects people, and, i dunno, apparently that makes it kinda important. *sigh*

i wish sometimes that there was no such thing as confused. that there was a set path of true destiny for you (which included mistakes and wrong turns, which of course you would not know ahead of time) that every single decision that you made followed closely and, therefore, there was no need for confusedness.

did you pick up on it that time? the avoiding? ten gold stars! good job!

in case you really care about my well being, i never am actually going to reveal the outcome of my confusedness, on the off-chance that the person i am confused about finds this page. but i hope you enjoy reading my confusedness, dearest friends, enemies, reporters, paparazzi, government officials, stalkers, murderers, wizards, vampires, werewolves, pixies, cannibals, republicans, Bobby-Joes, and redneck ninjas that happen upon this. love as always.

~skyefish~ (gone skyefishing, be back later.........)

*sigh*

*sigh* i am in a perpetual state of *sigh* lately. because i am horribly confused and i don't know what to do. let me tell ya--i might like this guy that i used to like once before but i don't know if i do or not and i will be right back friends.......okay, back, had to check email, having conversation with bff about this confusedness..............whatever, you don't want to hear about my problems, do you?? lets talk about something nice, shall we? lets go get stuck in a tree, have Cory bring us food, and sing 'auld lang syne' with Claire!!!! inside thing, you don't get it, whatever.

ttyl (or not)

~skyefish~

Monomials, Binomials, Trinomials, oHmY!

omg. so much freakin math. the world is just lame. and even though i like math, this is WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY out of line. seriously. yeah.

okay. i haven't really got anything else to say, but i felt legally obligated to blog. isn't that a fabu word?!?!?!?!?!?! blog blog blogblgoblgoglboglboglbooboblbllgogogoggkbblbgoobgoblogbkgbhjjgfjghjklfgjksdjghsdfgjklhdfjlghjkldfhgjkdfhgjkhdfjkghjdklshfgkdhf
yeah.

~skyefish~

*on to next rant*

yes.

i realize that i just posted twenty-five seconds ago...26...27...28...29...30...

but THEN i realized that i hadn't ranted my latest rant! and honestly, that is just a crime. at least, it is in my world. and my blog is my world, sooooooo.......yeah. it is NOT a painful rant to listen to, i swear.

okay, my latest rant topic: valentines's day

yeah, i know, maybe that is kind of a painful topic. for some people. but not for me. except........well, let's see...........

1. valentine's day was invented to make people who don't have boyfriends/girlfriends or secret admirers jealous of those who do. whether they want to be or not.

2. valentine's day is on a saturday this year, so it is being celebrated in schools on friday. FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH!!!!!!! is there anything LESS romantic than FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH?!?!?!? if there is, PLEASE let me know. seriously!

3. valentine's day carnations are being sold at schools. for THREE DOLLARS! carnations are cheap, people, i swear they are. and, just btw, i HATE carnations! they are stupid and not all that beautiful and ROSES are better!!!! i don't care what anyone says! burgundy roses are the most romantic flowers EVER!

okay. end of rant. go on with your life.

~Skyefish, connoisseur of burgundy roses~

Yeesh!!!!!

wHoOaA!!!!!! *rubs eyes and blinks* I had almost forgotten what this looked like! Dang!

Well, actually, I haven't. hEyYyYyY everyone!!!! I swear, I didn't forget all of you guys! I just haven't...had...time... *screams bloody murder and strangles the nearest person*

I'm okay! I swear..........it's just, we had this snow day, ya see, and me and snow just dO nOt get along. Like, at all. So I'm just a little crazy..............wait. I am always a little crazy........*hmm*

Thank you. For dealing with me. I know. It can be really hard. But thank you. You are awesome, nameless people on the other end of my computer!

ByeBye now!

~Skyefish, professional SnowBuster (did ya get that? like GhostBuster????? *laughs manically*)