oh no! Germany disbanded it's Olympic equestrians!!!!

i don't know what the title is about, but my dad just tried to make a sarcastic big deal about it. so, yeah. today was the EOC, which stands, of course, for Ear Of Corn, if you have been living under a rock somewhere and didn't already know. or maybe you were living in a hole....in which case GET YOURSELF OUT NOW! don't you know that Algebra, a source of useless quadratics, can also fall into holes??????

so, how is your life, random bloggers? life for me is pretty good, but slowly and occasionally approaching bad. but, in good news, i am becoming a real wiz at designing and writing programs on my graphing calculator. *teehee giggle squee* it's so hilarious! i made one that asked if you were the banana king, and if you said yes it said 'hurray for you!' and if you said no it said 'so sorry...' isn't that just so funny? or, at least, so random?

OH! speaking of 'So Random' and the show that encompasses it, 'Sonny With A Chance' the theme song for that song gOt StUcK iN mY hEaD!!! and it isn't even really the greatest song at all!!!!! *sigh*

so, yeah. love to all, if i can spare it.

~skyefish~

bananas to popularity!

not that the title makes any sense, but i just feel like it......

well, my grandmother (the cool one from the South, not the......interesting one from the North) got in today. her flight was like and hour and a half late and then we had to wait for half an hour for her luggage and it was so random and boring and stuff.............

i am somewhat proud of myself! i only imagined PG-13 rated things at school today around my boyfriend like twice! *weird giggles* not, like, bad PG-13 things. mostly just like making out. but only about twice today. good days, sweet days.

i have INCREDIBLY soft hair! isn't that the best????

~skyefish-who-has-soft-hair-and-is-on-a-cloud~

manta rays fnupping pwn. fo sho.

yeah. the title says it all. there is really nothing else required to say, but i feel the need to comment on my surroundings briefly, since they are not of the norm.

i am at school, in computer lab number 3 (yes, we are so rich at our school we have three labs shizam!) and i am researching manta rays for an oceans project for my science class although we really shouldn't be working since it is after the EOGs and all.................but, yeah, we're in here rocking and stuff and all is pretty much good in the world.

except for all the bad things, like i'm sick and the music dude at my church got arrested AGAIN on more serious charges and i am hungry and i could really use a butler..............

but, yeah, besides that life rocks. guten morgen.

~skyefish-who-apparently-can-speak-other-languages~

*slowly points to self*

*giggling madly like it's the funniest thing that i will ever know* ha ha, good times, Hannah Montana is rather lame but SO dang funny sometimes.........

well, yeah, anyway, i passed all 3 of my annoying EOG tests, and, happily, so did my better half. *sigh* so happy, so fnupping happy.

so, yeah, I'm having a sleepover tonight. i am really happy about it. but, unfortunately, i have to go clean my room first. *sigh* this'll be a short blog post.

lovelovelove!

~skyefish-on-a-cloud~

have you seen my cloud?

I'm trying to find my cloud. you know, the one that i lay on in the sunshine when i am happy? i can't find it! i think that it is lost! *crying like a fool*

well, yeah. i can't find my cloud. if you see it, call 555-5555. or something of that nature. i need it back quickly, before i suffer a breakdown or something.

*tries not to think about how the music director at my church could be a child molester*

~skyefish-looking-for-a-cloud~

Finally, a mad post!

*grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

i am way ticked off right now. if i were a worse or slightly less controlled person, this blog post would be a semi-intelligible mass of swear words. however, just know that my anger is burning holes in the parts of my neck right under my ears and the fronts of my shoulders. i am very angry.

firstly, earlier today, i discovered that the cool applications were deleted from my calculator. now, this got me REALLY WHIZZED, but i was reassured by my Algebra teacher that she would do all in her power to get this fixed. so, then, i was okay.

secondly, my boyfriend, whom i love dearly, thinks that he failed his math EOG. this doesn't exactly make me angry, well, maybe a little for him selling himself short, but mostly just high-wired and nervous for him. i want him to do well. i need him to do well. he simply must pass this stupidly standardized test. the magical 8-ball wills it. (not a drug 8-ball, the magic fortune telling kind. duh...)

then, lastly, i have been having a little spat with a friend of mine who i refer to on this blog as the Lizard. well, we were duking it out via email, and her mother gets into her email account, reads one of the emails that i sent to Lizard, and then replies to it, trying to be a mediator and shield the cold, hard, truth-ity-truth from her daughter's extremely innocent ears. now, i realize that she means well, and that she is only trying to mend our friendship, but, to me, that makes me even madder at Lizard than i was before. it isn't her fault that her mom read my email, but some things were meant to not literally be said in the open for other people to hear. some things are personal battles that are meant to be confined to Cyberspace, and between two people specifically. it is a sick, twisted reality indeed when something as personal as a little friendship spat email is opened by people other than the intended reader. a sick reality indeed.

i think i liked being on a cloud better. screw reality. just screw it.

~skyefish-falling-from-her-cloud~

CORNy Potter and the Sorcerer's CORN

my brother is on a 'corn' kick at the moment. here are some of the things that we have come up with.

1. CORNy Potter and the *insert appropriate corn-based title here*
2. Journey to the Center of my CORN
3. Indiana CORN *da da da daaaa da da CORN*
4. CORN Wars
5. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the CORN
6. The CORN Thief
7. CORNula
8. FrankenCORN
9. The Jungle CORN
10. BatCORN and CORNin vs. The CORNy Joke Guy
11. SpiderCORN
12. CORNin and the COBmunks
13. Hannah CORNtana
14. James and the Giant CORN
15. The CORNas Brothers
16. High School MusiCORN
17. Charlie the UniCORN

okay, so those are some of the products of my brother and his friends' weird, messed up little minds. i hope they have brought you much joy.

~skyefish (or am i skyeCORN?)~